Friday, March 26, 2004

oh yeah, and I apologize for the cheezyness of the phrase explicativehole, you all know what I meant.
I didn't mean to post the story about mean girl twice. I checked my updates before I posted the story about roid boy and saw that it wasn't there, so I copied and pasted it. oh yeah, and: It's Spring Break!!!!! WooooooHoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have something to add to my post from Wednesday. When I was trying to exit the Aquatic Center parking lot (which is a one lane one way exit!) some explicativehole behind me started laying on his horn. As I exited I informed him on just how much I appreciated him stealing oxygen from more deserving people by flicking him off for a really long time. The jerk then decided to follow me and at the closest traffic light he asked me if I flicked him off. I told him yes. He then told me that it is a "two lane exit" out of the Aquatic Center. I think that all the steriods this guy took not only shrivled his penis like a rasin, but it also destroyed what was left of his brain. I drive by the Aquatic Center every day on my way to and from class. After this incident with the dickless wonder I inspected the exit. There is one big white line at the end of it with an arrow pointing straight, thus indicating one lane. In light of this I am going to make it a point to go to the Aquatic Center as much as possible so that I can see this guy again. I then plan to show him the exit and inform him that the lack of a dividing line and two arrows pointing in opposite directions indicates that the exit is in fact a one lane exit. I'm still debating on whether or not I should do other things to piss him off too. I really can't stand people like that, and I enjoy doing whatever possible to make them miserable.
[ Wed Mar 24, 12:51:45 PM | Nick Chandler | edit ]
I know that there is something more productive that I could be doing right now, but I've chosen to post an update on my blog instead. I have about 15 minutes until my Military Science class and I'm kind of bored. When I was trying to park in the parking lot behind the engineering buildings (it is also the closest one to the ROTC building) I saw somebody getting into their car which was in a prime spot. since I was right behind the car I started to back up. I looked behind me and saw somebody in a Toyota Rav 4, I assumed that she would be nice and let me back up so that I could park since I was closer to the spot and was there before her. I was sorely mistaken. The girl wouldn't move. I think that she must be related to the Ogre woman who lives in Target. No matter how long I sat there and how much I backed up the girl wouldn't move. I decided to cut my losses (and decided not to cut her tires) and drove on. Fortunately there was another parking space near by, but it wasn't the prime spot the mean girl took. Oh well, I'm sure she and her sister the ogre woman had to go destroy some village and she was running late.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

I know that there is something more productive that I could be doing right now, but I've chosen to post an update on my blog instead. I have about 15 minutes until my Military Science class and I'm kind of bored. When I was trying to park in the parking lot behind the engineering buildings (it is also the closest one to the ROTC building) I saw somebody getting into their car which was in a prime spot. since I was right behind the car I started to back up. I looked behind me and saw somebody in a Toyota Rav 4, I assumed that she would be nice and let me back up so that I could park since I was closer to the spot and was there before her. I was sorely mistaken. The girl wouldn't move. I think that she must be related to the Ogre woman who lives in Target. No matter how long I sat there and how much I backed up the girl wouldn't move. I decided to cut my losses (and decided not to cut her tires) and drove on. Fortunately there was another parking space near by, but it wasn't the prime spot the mean girl took. Oh well, I'm sure she and her sister the ogre woman had to go destroy some village and she was running late.