I updated the links to Stacy's and Marcus' sites. Oh how I shall miss the old Nuggets robot. But it's ok, both new site layouts are really cool. Go to them...go I say!

Man oh Manoschevitz. I have a scenario for you all: two strapping lads went into a certain store to get groceries for the weekend. One of these lad, the more handsome of the two, attempted to get a small basket that could be used for carrying foodstuffs and other items. Little did he know that this particular basket was attached to a light metal frame and served as a recepticle for a myriad of other baskets. The more observant, but less handsome, of the lads explained this to our poor, unobservant hero. In gest our hero used one of his chisled arms to shake the holder in a jovial manner to emphasize the humor in his unobservant ways. Now this particular store was under the keen eye of a particularly hideous, slow witted, and large she-troll. This ogre of a woman aimed her bellowing vocal excretions towards our dashing young hero, obviously jealous of his beauty and quick wit, and exclaimed: "That's the holder!!" Of course the lad knew this by now as the keen eye of his brother had noticed this, and pointed the fact out to our well muscled adventurer. Angered at the rudeness of the ogre woman, yet undaunted our lads contined with their purchases. As they left the store the handsomer of the two read the mind of the glutanous ogre woman. One thought filled her cavernous sephalic region: "I wish they were made out of cookies!! That flock of sheep I had an hour ago was not enough!" In light of this our heros left the bazzar. They shall return to avenge the gluttony and insult that this ogre women imposes upon the land.

Today, March 15 in the year 2004 is a good day. It is the anniversary (that makes one year, yes, 12 months, 365 days) of Ashley and my first date. WOO HOO!!! One year ago today Ashley and I went to my military ball here in the great city of Tuscaloosa. That weekend also began the long tradition of Monkeylicious mix CDs. I was so nervous that I couldn't even give her a hug when she was leaving to go back home (OK, so the truth is that I talked to Peeg earlier that day and he told me that girls have cooties and I believed him; just like that fateful day when he and Liz made me "pudding"). I hug her quite a bit now (and I don't let Peeg make me pudding unless I watch everything he puts in it). That year went by pretty fast. It seems like only yesterday I was marvelling at the wonders of Snood for the first time and making the first Monkeylicious with Ashley in Burke West. I can't wait until May 25th.