My French writen exam was like some kind of mental torture. I know that I screwed up on at least one huge chunk of it. Let's hope I made no mistakes on the rest of the sections so tha I can still pull a "b" out of it. I should have had an "a" going into the exam but I would like to have an "a" for the semester so that I look smart and can continue not paying fors my schoolin'. Oh well. Pork it!! that's right, pork it!!!! Je n'aime pas le français! Le langue est très difficile. Mon professeur est très symathique mais je n'aime pas le langue. Anyways... I'm gonna study for my history final now. I think I only have to know western history from prehistory to the late 17th century. At least it will be in English. Everybody can thank webmaster Geoffrey for the comments section and the "one poop", "no poop" after my name after each posting. I enjoyed that touch, so did Lufred; he's the midget who lives in my sock drawer. He's really nice, we go barhoping every weekend. He came with the room.

Exams suck. I don't like taking them and studying is even more boring. I wish that I was a magician living in ancient times; then I wouldn't have to take stupid exams, all I would have to do would be to throw things in fores that sparkle and use the power of suggestion to bend the masses to my will. Then I could live happily in a huge castle and play with swords and stuff all day. That would be great.

Yelling out the window at people is fun. Singing at people is even better. My roomate Eddie would like to know why all the girls he likes either have boyfriends or are talking to someone. Did he just get there too late? This dillema has inspired him to sing "Just a friend" by Biz Markie at people. It's awesome. Gyros are great, so is mint tea. It does make you poo alot though. But that gives me the opportunity to sing my poopin' song. It changes from time to time but it always is a crowd pleaser. Unfortunately the poo isn't. It usually clears out the bathroom. But then I have the bathroom all to myself to play space trader on my Handsping. It makes the time pass more quickly. But it does make me stay in there so long that people start considering sending a search party. I'm going to go study like a bat. That's right...with lot's of fruit. and upside down in a cavemaking screeching noisesto know where I am in relation to my bat friends. I also have to have my eyes closed. That's the only true way to study. Like bat master Fou.