Friday, December 06, 2002

I took my French oral exam. I don't think I sounded too much like a bumbling idiot. Although I did curl up into a ball and start singing "I'm in the money" at one point. Instant chicken noodle soup is nasty. I think that the five minute steeping period is there to allow the waxy paper taste seep into whatever "natural" culmunation of flavors the manufacturers originally intended the consumer to taste. At least I have some peanut butter to get rid of the taste. That was my "treat" for the evening; peanut butter. If you ever forget what you have to say when speaking French just laugh like a cartoon Frenchman and talk about wine and cheese, that wins the hearts of people of any nation. I am going to go have a first class meal. In other words I am going to Arby's, that's high class when you have no monies. NO, WAIT!!!!!!! IMA GOIN' TO MILO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSIR!!!!!!!!!! (exits room dancing the charleston).

Thursday, December 05, 2002

That no class day is Thursday December 5, 2002. Those pesky minks made the post read 12/4/02 at 11:12:05 PM when it was in fact posted at 1:20 AM on December 5, 2002 Central Standard time. Those tricksters will be coats tommorow!!! I will polish my boots with their oil!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that love bear!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no classes today. It's grand except for the fact that I have to study for stupid exams. I don't want to take my French oral exam tommorow. It sucks. Ha! A pun. A PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to run eight miles tommorow and make up my weight lifting PT that I missed this morining since I decided that 2 or 3 hours of sleep would just make me too delirious again. The care bears and I have come to an inpass and I don't want to deal with those punks again. They said "Math is great. Let's hold hands and do some permutations!" and I says "No way dudes. Ça va pas en clou!" I think that's how you spell that phrase.