Tuesday, November 25, 2003

I found out what's wrong with my jaw. A disc that's supposed to be in the joint decided it can pop out whenever it wants. I get to eat soft food, apply moist heat to my jaw and take anti-inflamatories that restrict my exposure to the sun and/or artificial sunlight. I also can't takeany more aspirin without consulting a doctor and I'll be even sleepier than usual. Since I'm already sleepy all of the time maybe I can just shack up in a cave and hibernate; that would cut out the direct natural and artificial sunlight too. As for the aspirin...well...I guess I'll just have to take morphine for headaches.